45 [M4F] Texas/Online - Has anyone touched your butt today?

Sometimes its the little things, right? I mean, I'm not even really a "booty guy" necessarily, but I definitely appreciate one when it looks nice, and giving one a little pat or slap from time to time (maybe a squeeze, who knows) is just kind of a sign of affection, playfulness, and an unspoken comment that you look good today.

So, has anyone given you that yet? If not, well, I am at your service! It's a tough job, but someone has to do it!

Pat, pat, squeeeeze...

"Those pants look good on you today!"

And...

"Oh, nice... I mean, yeah, I know your eyes are up there. Right. HAHAHA you're so right. WEIRD! Crazy. Wow! No, I'm totally listening. I just agree with whatever you just said."

Like I said, it's the little things. Everyone needs that once in a while. It just feels good sometimes, so... I'm here for you!