Thanks, apple watch

On Sunday, I broke up w/my bf & moved out, been trying to hold it together, crying amongst the boxes in my crappy little place with my confused pups, wondering if I made a mistake.

Yesterday morning I got MRI results for my knee injury showing like 7 different issues, each independently serious/probably needs surgery, and then finally, I was scraping a sticker off a mirror and I sliced my knuckle off with the razor blade.

While I was still applying pressure to stop bleeding and wondering wtf I should do, my apple watch buzzed to tell me "Off to a great start!" and that was the funniest shit I've ever seen.