Chav scum at the theatre

If that was you and your girlfriend/wife this evening at the Leicester Square theatre for Shit-faced Shakespeare, sitting in the front (seats A9 and A10) you are absolutely the worst type of moron and shouldn’t have been let in. Not only were you both late, you talked loudly all the way through and the female (used lightly) half of whatever genetic cess pool you crawled out of TOOK OFF HER SHOES IN THE THEATRE!! It isn’t Vue cinema! Anyway, you are filth, disrespectful to the actors and to the other audience members. If you can’t shut your flapping mouth for a couple of hours, stay home and watch your paid for with tokens from the council TV! Don’t inflict your company on people that genuinely love going to theatres. And yeah, I get the irony of complaining about wasted chavs at a show where one actor is wasted, but that’s the point of the show, dumb-ass! Crawl back under your rock.