I've entered the boomer dad phase of my life and have started drinking milk regularly again

If there's one thing to enjoy about being white it's my ancestors going "damn this stuff tastes good enough to ignore the cramps and shitting everywhere" to the point where I can enjoy it free of side effects. God bless dairy products. I think full fat milk is probably the second most rejuvenating beverage behind water. Haven't quite become stereotypical enough to warm it up while wearing a dressing gown yet. I do feel bad about the cows that get their poor udders wringed out to kingdom come to achieve total dairy overflow, hopefully one day soon we can produce cow milk and its byproducts artificially. I think that's the point where I'll become vegan, the alternatives just don't do it for me