To da honor-able pawfessors ob da SSOR Skool of Paw (u/one\_advantage793), ai submit mai final work to be able to do a graduate and be a practicin cattorney. 

Fur mai fecis, ai submit da following on da ill-eagle ebictions:

Purrhaps da moss well-knowed catto law be “if ai fits, ai sits.” Dis followed closely by “if ai sees, it for mes” and “hoomans no allowed to mobe Iffin da cat sit on dem”. 

Togeffa, desse laws create a bery catto friendly ebickshun defense enviromint. Desse laws can be applied moar broadlee dan is often realized. 

It obeeus dat a hooman mobing when da catto be sittin, standin, or sleepin on dem is an ill-eagle ebicshun. But! Da hooman can be successfully soo’d fur ill-eagle ebicshuns in a large bariety ob oddur times. 

Here be sum eggsamples ai hab gathered frum real posts ob cattos in need of pawyers on dis bery sub-Reddit. 

Hooman gib yooz box to da re-cycle? Dat ill-eagle ebicshun as Dey doin a take ob part ob YOUR HOME wiffout purrmission or propurr compenshaysun. 

Hooman no let yooz sit on da kitchen counter? Again, dey takin a part ob YOUR HOME wiffout purrmission or propurr compenshayson.  

Hooman no letz yooz go to da outside when yooz want? Dis a double whammy ob ill-eagle ebicshun (no access’s to yooz entire domaine) AND false imprisonment!

Hooman no letz yoo use da warm spot pad? Ill-eagle ebicshun! Dat YOOZ spot Iffin yooz want it. 

To conclood: catto law provides purrtections fur cattos and oddur frens against ill-eagle ebictions in manee differunt ways. 

Frank yooz fur yooz teachin’ and ai hab mai paws crossed ai hab dun well enuff to join da honored ranks of da pawyers on diss sub. 

Yooz stoodent,

Winston da Blankie King and Seenyur Catto, candidate fur becoming pawyer

Paw Skool Final Eggsam