Can I Borrow Valor Instead of Stealing it? I'll Give it Back.

Good morning, all.

I am a civilian, never been in the Armed Forces, and am currently applying to work as a security guard in Oakland, California. When I spoke to the guy on the phone, he said that I needed prior military or law enforcement experience, and I need to bring my DD-214 for the interview.

Since I lied on the application, and I don't have any proof that I was in the military, I was wondering if I could borrow some valor from one of you guys. Just white-out your DD-214, drop it in the comments, and I'll fill it in with my own information and send it to the hiring manager.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.