46 M4F #EST - Aren’t we supposed to be working?

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A spark. A slow burn. People have their ways of describing what they are looking. I am looking for that unmistakable feeling of instant chemistry. You don't need to play 20 questions. No awkward breaks in conversation. I want the late night chats. The good morning texts. The mid-day “can’t stop thinking about you” voice notes. Phone calls. Video calls. Buying a dog together. 2 week vacations in the mountains. Eloping to Vegas. Wait…back up. Forget about those last 3.

I do have a few requirements though before we get started. Please do not be really happy at home. If you're just bored but otherwise really happy and cuddle with your spouse we won't necessarily be the best match. Have kids. It's easier to relate to other parents. Be in the US/EST. I workout to stay fit and you should as well. You're looking for a friend first but then, maybe, much more than a friend.

About me? I’m +6’, white, and fit/hwp. A little facial hair. Nice features. Clean cut. I enjoy staying active. I like national parks, travel, cooking, being lazy on Sundays, and finding songs that get stuck in my head for a week.

Stop by and tell me why you'd never own a pair of Hey Dude's

*notabot

Posted Aug 13, 2026, 4:11 PM UTC

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