I slammed someone verbally with a devastating one-liner last night during the eclipse.

Long story short I went to watch the eclipse last night and decided to drive the short drive out of town to the countryside. Others had the same idea and parking wasn’t easy up there. I parked my car in what I thought was a lay-by, or a cattle entrance to a farm. It turned out to also be the end of the farmer’s drive.

My mistake.

I was a very short walk away from my car on my own just enjoying the eclipse. I saw it and stayed around a little longer while it finished.

Then I hear beeping and I look over to see a car next to mine. A woman gets out and starts raging at me. The farmer. Her daughter is driving. Farmer screaming at me to move my car and being generally massively over aggressive. Disproportionately so!

Tells me to move my car. And initially I agree and say yep no worries and apologised for my mistake. When the foul language and things came out it changed.

She said she has an appointment and doesn’t want to miss it. I told her to change her attitude as it will not make me go quicker, only slower. She said that she would call the police, I said please do and that it might delay her though.

She called me all kinds of names, prick, twat etc and it was then I pulled out a gorgeous line. I said:

“You really do put the cunt into countryside”.

She just stammered and couldn’t formulate a response! Her daughter, who by now managed to get past my car, rightly told her to get back into the car.

I made a mistake, yep, but I thought I shouldn’t be subject to verbal abuse by a bullying old fkn battle axe of a Karen.