35 [M4F] - And I’m driving a stolen car…

Well… OA in the morning… like a lunar landscape.

Hey out there. Not my first time here, might not be yours either. Thats okay, lets pass some time.

Are you tired of the constant stream of dirty messages? Are you tired of the slow fade? Do you want to bring back that healthy obsession? That sneaking away to look at your phone every chance you get, can’t wait for the next message feeling? smiling like an idiot all day? Feeling more wanted than you’ve felt in a long time?

Let’s fulfil your best hot girl summer yet - maybe even my hot dad summer too.

I’m Matt, and this is me:

• Dad
• Medium Build
• Hybrid professional/blue collar career
• Care about how I look
• Care about how I make you feel
• Iove to cook
• love to eat
• love to read
• love my DIY projects
• love playing music, I’ll even sing you a song.
• Sarcastic MFer

The only thing I ask about you is that you be available (ie; more than 3 messages a day) and be willing to move off Reddit at some point. Don’t be a ghoster. We’re mostly grownups here - get comfortable with the uncomfortable. I’m in an eastern time zone, but I’ve made it work with a pacific once, so, call me open.

Come on. What you‘re waiting for is already here. Bonus points if you get a couple of the references.

M