31 [m4a] str8 fags wedgies farts and wet willies

Lets give each other atomic wedgies in our bikini briefs, making them almost thong like, bc what bro dont love a good ass wedgie? Given and gotten my fair share give each other wet Willie's, then wait for the other to fall asleep, and fart on each other when we are out, and chug beer, and burp in the others faces. Just very questionable activities that make all the girls wonder about us and make them grossed out. Because what are straight bros for? We have to be there for each other. And if we are buds id never in millions of years would have it in any other way