Seeking Out Filipino Unc Knowledge

Problem/Goal:
I’m going to keep this simple. I’m a part of the Manila Boys. We need Unc knowledge to guide us since we have a distinct lack of a guru.

Context:
We need Unc Knowledge to teach us various ways to Bill, Kennedy, and Floyd our way up to the top of the ranks. Manila Boys Style.
4 People in the Manila Boys: Me, Winston, Proton, and Flex. We need five. Numerological components of anitquatable problems too hard to pass with 4. Can’t rise like that.

Previous Attempts:
Proton was all like in his whiny ah voice “I have an unc I have an unc.”
You’d have to know him to understand why that sh is funny.
Sh didn’t work. Proton Unc didn’t have the knowledge we looking four.

Any 1 want to put their name in the hat proverbially? Be our guru? Be a part of the Manila Boys and RISE TO THE TOP! Mm.