What are the most DOOMy or disastrous news broadcasts you can get in kaiserreich?

You know when the newspaper goes from benign things like WHITE SMOKE Zanzibart XVII becomes big guy of catholicism (pope), to things like"THE RUSSIAN REPUBLIC WILL BE REORGANIZED INTO THE RUSSIAN STATE, HERE DIES RUSSIAN DEMOCRACY CLAP CLAP CLAP" or when the ikhwan (who thought OTL saudis were too secular) revolt succeeds against the ottoman puppet. Or when some country has a civil war, then the guy supposed to bring democracy goes on and crowns himself as perpetual dictator, for life, and everyone is GASP surprised (macarthur).

You know, big disastrous headlines from the ingame newspaper event thing.