2 chapter story about me asking Percy and Nico hard questions, hanging out at Camp Half-Blood and what it means to interact with demigods from a higher dimension (written from my point of view

Chapter 1:

Hey, my name is Valentin Romo, or you can call me Disconnekted, my rapper name. As many of you may already know, I'm the guy who floods the subreddit with diary entries. One more thing before the story begins, I am diagnosed with psychotic episodes and can't quite tell the difference between reality and fiction. Whether I actually talk to Percy Jackson is up to anyone's guess at this point.

"Anyway on to the story?" said Percy

"Sure" I said

I was quite content as I had been sitting in the Hades cabin, but there wasn't much going on and I was practically begging for something at this point.
Suddenly the door opens and it's Percy, saying we are about to head into Narnia ... but not literally Narnia but a little doorway into the world of self insert stories.

The following starts to divert from real life and into a more fictional scenario. As someone who likes to post almost 100% non fiction this kind of hurts but Percy says it's necessary for my own growth??

I'm reclined against the wall sitting down on my laptop, with Percy standing across from me in the cabin, when he says I'm about to sort of leave my body because of my alter ego whose name is White Form by the way. And yeah it sort of happens and yeah this isn't fiction like I thought it would be. I am kind of using my alter ego ghost as an extension in my head as the divine vision starts to take up my field of view in a way that seems ... I don't know ... like ... it's the gods doing it?

After about a minute I find myself walking next to Percy in what seems like a forest but I recognize the place ... from a video game ... which I don't think I'm allowed to name but Percy says he doesn't want me freaking out with unfamiliar settings. We're walking in this vision and I'm sort of staring at the grass below trying to collect my thoughts.

"Percy" I said "my dog, where is he? I asked

"Oh muñeco? I couldn't quite give you an answer" said Percy

Muñeco was my dog who died last year and this may sound stupid but I thought if Percy was able to get back his mom from the Underworld then I could do something similar with my deceased dog. Though at first it seemed like wishful thinking. I didn't quite believe in the Underworld or that I could journey there and get back my dog but here I was in 2026 feeding my dog through the Pokemon GO app if y'all can believe that. I know I kind of spoiled the future there but I guess this story's main objective isn't getting back my dog.

You have to keep in mind my stories aren't solely written by me. I become kind of possessed when I start writing and ... yeah that's kind of the gist of it. By whom? I couldn't say but I'm pretty sure it's the greek gods, perhaps the demigod heroes intervene as well, or perhaps I'm just really messed up in the head and none of that is real but I don't think that's true.

Anyway I'm walking next to Percy who's wearing a bright orange Camp Half-Blood T-shirt and his sword Riptide is in his hand, uncapped for some reason.

"Where are we going?" I asked, a little aggressively because I was no stranger to scary surprises and I've been traumatized by ...a lot.

"Okay first of all this isn't a forest, at least not anymore" said Percy

I understood what he meant because we now found ourselves right at the entrance of Camp Half-Blood or the magical border.

"Disconnekted before you speak" said Percy "You are obviously able to enter Camp Half-Blood"

Let me explain something. You know how in the beginning I said I was in the Hades cabin? well that's because the Hades cabin was sort of moved all the way to Mexico where I live and I have more to say about that but Percy says I can't explain every little thing as we're running out of time and he wants to move on to more important stuff.

"Yeah Valentin um okay let's continue later" said Percy

and the story was paused as if like a game save

"No ... you're bothered by the way I'm acting aren't you?" I asked

"Not ... yeah kinda ..." said Percy

"Y'all don't know what to do with me?" I asked

"Not ... right now ... but bro .. you're funny" said Percy

"You don't sound at all like twelve year old Percy" I said

"Probably because that's specifically for Rick only" said Percy

"Whatever" I said

"Branching timelines" said ... someone I think Grover?

Yeah it was Grover who had walked here to meet up with us. Grover and Percy gave each other a fist bump and hugged each other. Percy saying "how you been man"

and Grover responding with an expression like so your friend here which was obviously directed at me.

I felt like a loser... I don't know why ... maybe because I'm not a half-blood or a creation in the way they are. I'm one hundred percent human. I'm probably not even on par with someone like Percy's mom who is human also..

"Wait" said Percy "I wasn't expecting that"

"Yeah?" I said "Explain your mom because she's not quite the same as me right?"

"My mom's human but she's a little higher on the spiritual plane if that makes sense to you" said Percy

"It does" I said

"Cool well I'm glad we finally covered that" said Percy

Grover was eating grapes and I think an apple but yeah the three of us we're kind of just standing here. I was wearing my black Hades Camp Half-Blood T-shirt in this telepathy vision. We weren't physically here? or atleast I wasn't. i was waiting for the next thing when the dragon that's supposed to guard Camp Half-Blood was right there. Peleus?

"That's so cool" I said

Percy was eating an apple. I felt weirdly at home like of course I belong to the Percy Jackson universe. It always was.

Chapter 2:

And that was chapter 1. We are now in chapter 2 and I have no idea where this is going but that black ... draping me, Grover and Percy .. I knew it was Nico but why he was doing that I don't know.

Percy laughed as he was now eating popcorn.

"Valentin this isn't some serious story" said Percy

"You guys are playing with me?" I asked

"Yeah" said Nico

"Nico--" I said

"Stop" said Nico

"You guys--" I said

"You show no restraint" said Nico

"Because you guys ... make me happy" I said

"Better choose your words carefully" said Grover

"Why" I said

"One day you're in complete bliss mode and the next you're getting bitten by a shark" said Grover

"Literally?" I asked

"Not a real shark" said Nico

"Oh I get it now" I said "The monsters?" I said "The dark forces testing every inch of you"

Grover finished my sentence telepathically

"Do you think this story sucks?" I asked Nico

"Does it matter? You're home with us bro" said Percy "Come here give me a hug"

I embraced him and had a smile on my face

I was still a bit I guess fogged up by the Mist because ... well ... I take medication in real life for ... psychosis ... and ...

"Disconnekted" said Nico "It's time to enter Camp Half-Blood"

We walked right in in a way where I barely had to register it but well we were now inside Camp Half-Blood

It seemed like an amusement park or at least the atmosphere kind of but I was getting wary like the devil will show up soon and tell me this was all an elaborate plan to get me inside hell itself.

"Ouchies" said Thalia who was aware of my writing

"It's the trauma" said Nico

"Yeah I suppose" I said

We were now at the archery range like we basically slid from one moment to the next like a flip book but that's giving me bad vibes so I shouldn't say it like that.

There wasn't anyone at the archery range. I thought for a moment that the school year is about to start so everyone leaves for the school year except Nico and I think Solace but Nico says it's not quite time for that yet but that he's glad that I'm catching up to the current timeline at least the canonical timeline with Rick's stories.

"Nico are you the same Nico from Rick's books" I asked

"Yes" said Nico "Obviously"

"This is quite strange" I said "Like it's a strange feeling"

"Do all writers eventually kind of live the stories they write?" I asked

"Perhaps" said Nico "But you're on another level" he continued "You are ... kind of ... I guess deranged" said Nico

"Is that a bad thing" I asked

Percy and Grover were talking to other people somewhere in the background

"Not at all" said Nico "You are kind of a special case"

"How so" I asked cause I was interested in what he had to say

"You're aware you're deranged and act accordingly" said Nico

"That's.." I said I don't know disturbing?

"Valentin I think we have to call it a day" said Nico "Go get some rest"

"Nico are you deranged too?" I asked

"Quite" said Nico "but it's normal for a demigod"

"Nico, how old are you?" I asked

"I'm fifteen, although I feel much older" said Nico

"Cause you were born in nineteen thirty two?" I asked

Nico smiled as he was looking around trying to find the right thing to say

"Perhaps but I won't confirm or deny" said Nico

"Nico, Percy said this was a mathematical hypothetical" I said

Nico had a saddened expression

"It is but it's not only that" said Nico

"Can you explain" I asked

Percy came back approaching us

"Looks like this story has resumed" said Percy

"Yeah" I said looking at Percy but still focusing on Nico, awaiting his response cause he had that expression like he was fishing for ... I guess the right thing to say

Percy turned to Nico cause he knew something was up based on me directly looking at Nico and Nico was just standing there

Nico looked sort of bothered now

"What Nico" I said

"You don't understand" said Nico

"What don't I understand" I said almost smiling now

"I don't quite think the same way you do as a, you know a fictional character" said Nico

"Are you going to tell you're not conscious now?" I asked

"We are" said Percy

"I still don't understand" I said

"We aren't" said Percy

"Are you somewhere out there having this conversation with me geez" I said

"Hmm let's see Valentin I think the answer is quite complicated but the short answer is yes I am" said Percy

"Are you Rick now" I asked almost laughing afterwards

"No" said Percy

"Percy--"

"Enough with the questions" said Nico

"Well I'm the happiest person in the world now" I said

When Chiron shouted at us telling us to ... walk over to him but then he made that gesture like nevermind and he galloped toward us

I was just standing there and Percy waved at Chiron while Nico has his arms crossed

"I guess this story--" I said when Nico put his hand over my mouth I guess telling me I shouldn't say what I'm about to say

I moved away from his hand

"So Bianca" I said

Chiron finally got here and Grover was nowhere to be seen

Nico turned to me

"What about her" Nico said

'If she chose rebirth" I said "But we got married"

"Reincarnation doesn't exist Valentin" said Nico "Not in the real world"

"I get that part" I said "But where are you guys located"

"Let's just go with higher dimension" said Nico