What are the craziest things you though/did as a tiny child

okay so here are mine

1. I used to think police had hidden cameras everywhere so if someone committed a crime they would go running to that place

2. I thought daughters were born from women and sons from men

3. my mom had to get a c-section so I thought that’s how all children were born (until like I was 10 😭). then once she said that if you’re lucky, then you could poop out the baby. the thing I immediately thought of was going to the bathroom one day and just casually dropping an infant in the toilet

4. i thought purple was just dark pink (and then came color theory)

5. one of my favorite things to draw when I was 4 was technically an arson case. there would be a burning building, fire truck, ambulance, and police car. I would tell my parents every time, “the firefighters are here to put out the fire, the ambulance is here to help hurt people, and the police want to find out why the fire happened” (ahem I didn’t know what electrical fires were back then, my only explanation was a birthday candle gone wrong)

TLDR (even tho it’s not that long) I was a very strange little child