Im having a horrible fucking day

First i threw up for absolutely no fucking reason and was in the bathroom for like 30 minutes throwing up then when I was done I opened the door and slipped on fucking dog piss it got all in my hair my clothes and the scent of piss wouldn't come off no matter what I went to go take a shower the water was cold for absolutely no reason then when I left to get up somebody moved the mat on the floor and I slipped hitting my bsck on the little step when I got in then leaving I stubbed my toe on a metal desk thay wasnt fucking there when I went in now my toes bleeding and shit I tried to go downstairs to get a band-aid then my cat trips me and I twist my ankle i open the band aid shit and its all fucking gone in defeat I go upstairs to nap and watch some fucking anime my crunchyroll subscriptions out and it wont even take my fucking card...