26 [F4M] Yes. I'm a pick-me girl

Apparently the dating market is struggling, so I’ve decided to contribute to the economy. So yep. I’m a pick-me girl. Pick me up, take me somewhere nice, feed me, and return me home safely. This is feminism with logistics. I was going to write something mysterious and intriguing, but I’m 5’0 and have the attention span of a golden retriever & a brain of a goldfish, so here we are.

I like road trips, coffee shops, random late-night drives, cooking, nature trips, and listening to music like I’m the main character in a 2000s emo music video.

I’m the type who will say “I’m not hungry” and then eat half your food. I’ll pretend I don’t care where we eat and then somehow have 17 opinions once you choose. I can be sweet, sarcastic, competitive, clingy in moderation, and occasionally a walking red flag—but at least I’m self-aware lol.

About me:
• 5’0, so yes, I am travel-sized.
• 69kgs
• I love music, reading, cooking, coffee, road trips, and spontaneous plans.
• I can hold a conversation and hopefully keep you entertained.
• Slightly chaotic, surprisingly responsible.
• Certified oxygen breather, responsible hydrogen gas-er???
• Laguna

What I’m looking for:
Someone older/taller than me would be nice because apparently I have a type. Someone who’s emotionally mature, funny, independent, knows what he wants and actually knows how to communicate. It would be nice if you don't have any excess baggage. 'Di naman kasi ako shabulero para itago.

Can't believe I'll have to add this, but please for the love of heavens—I hope you're healed to whatever it is you went through. I'm not Felix, I won't fix it. I'm not a therapist, you can't dump it on me.

I’m not here to convince you I’m better than other women. I’m here to convince you that I’m probably the funniest bad decision you’ll make this year