I run with a vest for anything over 2 miles

so I can carry poopoo paper incase I poopoo on the trail. I then wrap it up and put the poopoo in my pocket so it doesn't get stepped on. I like to save it to fertilize my lawn. I'm a vegan so it's healthy poopoo. Do you play with your poopoo? Sometimes I go into steak restaurants and write "DON'T EAT MEAT" with my poopoo on the bathroom mirrors. I also slam my peepee in screen doors when I'm feeling good. I don't like to feel good so I figure I can damage then thing that I never get to use. Do you think girls don't like me because I run with poopoo in my vest? One time I went on a date with a very overweight girl and she mentioned that vegan food messes with her stomach. So, I said- "That's great!! save your poopoo for me!!" She left.