Thats right, i dont hate cartman but oh god kyle motherfucking broflovski where do i even start. This bitch​ thinks that he is the voice of the reason, every fucking thing that happends he needs to come with his stupid monologue, that would be tolerable if he fullfiled what he says, but he is capable of doing the same shits that he complains about if the situation would harm HIM. Thats the next point, he is not only an hypocrite asshole but also the biggest selfish in fiction. Getting aids is veeery funny when its cartman right? Oh but its not so funny when its youuu you poor thing. He even has the fucking guts to incriminate him and say that its not funny like he wasnt cracking himself laughing 2 seconds ago. "Oh but its because of his religion, he truly believes in divine punishment" well homophobes are also because of "his religion". And lastly, this idiot its allergic to see Eric success. He is a fucking asshole during whole post covid special because cartman has a family and is jewish (as if cartman wasnt close to jewish faith in that easter episode) and when he got the amusement park he lost all his faith and killed himself. What prevented him to die? Seeing him fail. I fucking hate you and i hope you die, and no im not cartman secondary account

This fucking brat