On today’s episode of Stupid Shit y’all need to quit doing

YOU CAN WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO TURN LEFT ON CANTRELL. And if you really, REALLY cannot find the patience within yourself to wait, at least give the bare minimum effort of LOOKING BEFORE YOU SWITCH LANES.

I don’t care how far down Cantrell you’ve travelled, once you reach the bridge that goes over 430, that is no longer a “fast lane” “slow lane” driving situation. Being in the left lane does not guarantee you’ll get to your destination any faster because newsflash most of Cantrell cuts through residential neighborhoods.

And to the Alabama transplant who almost slammed into me TWICE as well as other cars this morning because of this very thing, a photo of your plates has been sent to LRPD 🫶