I Feel Like Southwest has Cursed Me

For the past week I’ve been in Mexico and ever since I boarded my American Airlines flight (Southwest, this is your calling to add AIFA or MEX to your list of Mexican bound destinations because I wanted to see other places that are better than Cancun) all I’ve gotten is Southwest subreddit notifications one after another. Theres literally been a train of them. In just the past week alone I’ve had 14, 14 notifications! This is insane! And all aligning with my trip. It’s like the second I ate a Biscoff cookie it’s been a drive to push pretzels on me.

I haven’t flown anyone in three years (and last was indeed Southwest) yet before I boarded a flight on American, I get my first one and it’s been waking up or eating mole that I get more.

It’s like the system is cursing me… please Southwest can we go to Mexico City or something so I don’t feel like this is a attempt to mock my airline choices when I then gotta jump on a Viva Aerobus flight out of Cancun first? Anyways I’m hungry. I’ll even take the cursed taxi mafia out of AIFA to satisfy the gods.