30 [M4F] Norway/Europe/USA - Beardless Norwegian Viking seeking his muse

Hello there, I hope this finds you well.

My name is Johan, I'm 30-years-old and I'm from the North of Norway. I've come to realize that I have a lot of love and affection not currently going anywhere, and I would love to find someone to spend it on. I'm looking to take things slow, and seeing if something develops. If nothing does, that's okay, at least we might both make a good friend :-)

I'm 175 cm tall, have a little bit of a dad bod (working on it), blue eyes, blonde hair, I'm pale, and I'm told I look friendly and I'm a calming presence. I'm straight, and strictly monogamous.

In my relationships so far, I've always taken the protective caretaker role. I'm very patient, very present and reliable, and always strive to make my girl feel special, heard and comfortable. There are enough bad things out there in the world, I aim for the relationship to be a safe harbour, free of judgement, a place for self-improvement and growth for the both of us. I'm not looking to play games, or to fill a temporary boredom, I'm looking for something honest and real.

I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic, and love sending letters, fawning over my special someone, treating her like a queen. I'm quite assertive in many ways, not afraid to take charge and lead if the situation calls for it. I'm used to dating someone with mental illnesses, and I'm passionate about learning how best to handle different situations, states of mind, and someone's needs. I enjoy clinginess, frequent texts and a playful possessiveness.

I try to approach life with humour and positivity, while still acknowledging that it can be painful at times. Politically I'm left-leaning, LGBTQ+ friendly, and believe that people can do and be whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone (and no, bigots having their feelings hurt does not count). I like to think I'm funny, and can get into unhinged and dark humour.

Should we be a good match, what you can expect over time are long and short calls about light and dark topics, silly pictures on snapchat, bedtime phone calls if that's your thing, watching shows and movies together, playing games together, that I check up on you frequently even when life is busy and we can't talk much, and that I'm your biggest cheerleader.

What am I looking for?

- You're 25-35 years old, I don't think I'd have much in common with much older or younger.
- If you're not from Norway (let's face it, you're not) you're open to a LDR with eventual meetups until we're able to close the gap.
- You're someone who is open to the idea of a serious long-term relationship built on trust, love and honesty.
- You're able to handle timezone differences should there be one. I work night shifts, and my sleep is all over the place, so most differences should be manageable for me.
- We share some hobbies and passions

Some things about me

- I'm an aspiring author, and spend a lot of my time working on my first novel. It's in Norwegian, so chances are you won't be able to read it - but I enjoy talking about writing, themes, characters, and sharing ideas.

- I'm a movie buff and love a wide range of genres. From fun super-hero movies to, trashy B-horror movies to deep and meaningful dramas. Some of my favourites include: The Florida Project, The Shawshank Redemption, Mad Max: Fury Road and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

- I'm very casually into gaming, and have a sort of functioning gaming PC. Would definitely be down to play CO-OP and chill. I've enjoyed cozy games like Minecraft and Stardew Valley in the past, but also team-based multiplayer games like Battlefield and Overwatch.

- Music-wise I'm all over the place as well, and can listen to anything from droning doom metal to pop, always looking to discover new music. Some of my favourites include: Radical Face, Manchester Orchestra, Jeff Buckley, Acid Bath, Bring me The Horizon, Rise Against, Soundgarden and Breaking Benamin.

If after reading this, you'd like to see if we could be a good match, feel free to shot me a DM telling me a bit about yourself, and what your ideal stay-at-home date would look like.

Either way, I wish you the best of luck finding your special someone.