Erections/“chubs”
Alright, I know, I know. I’m a massage therapist and I should realize that erections/chubbies are normal. My only qualm is that it happens with almost every single male client. It probably makes them more uncomfortable than it does me. But fr, literally almost every single male client has a stiffy when I flip them over. And worst part is when they address it by using their hands to apply pressure or put it down. The constant awkward shifting is annoying as well. But mostly, I just don’t like when they touch it. I literally will not massage someone’s hands if they’ve adjusted their wiener. Sorry, but ew. Idk am I overreacting? I just try not to look and let the blanket hide what it can. But I can’t help but feel like some of my male clients literally can’t look me in the eye after I massage them. Idk. I feel bad about it but it’s really no one’s fault. I think this is why most men seek female massage therapists too. Bc it would be “gay” to get an erection in front of a male massage therapist. Just something I’ve been pondering lately.
Posted Aug 13, 2026, 8:35 PM UTC