Weird job opening

Okay this is by far the strangest thing I've ever posted but I suffer from hair thinning. I'm a woman, 34. I am looking for someone to come to my place and massage my head for 6-10 mins every evening lol. I know, I know. Preferably a woman but I won't discriminate if you're cool. Willing to pay $100 per week. Really need someone who lives in north Austin and this can be convenient for, not trying to put anyone out or make someone drive a lot.

Vibes must be on point. Please include a normal CLOTHED pic of yourself if you decide to dm.

Don't be a creep. I'll only be doing this for like a month or 2 maybe. Please and thanks 🫶