[M4F] Does having the biggest tits in the room sometimes feel like a crime?

Is this you?

You've spent your whole life being known as "the girl with big tits". There are people who "knew" you at old jobs who literally can't remember your name but if someone said "The busty one" they go "Ohhhhh! Yeah I remember her."

You've also spent an ungodly amount on bras, and they don't even have the decency to be cute. Someone in the past decided that big breasts get to live in plain beige cups and that's it. Fucker.

You post photos of pretty makeup you've done, or your new puppy, or a cool place you've been. Every comment talks about your chest.

People think you'll die if you don't hear their opinion about your breast size. Everyone has to say "RIP your back!" or "I feel so sorry for you!" or "OMG get a reduction!"

And for every frustration, for every stupid motherfucker who needs to tell you what they think, you still kinda like them.

Especially when they make you feel sexy, powerful, like a goddess. Sometimes you enjoy being sexualised, when you're in the right mood.

If any of that resonates, if you're one of reddit's bustier users and you'd like to talk to someone who appreciates that more than just about anything, I know exactly who you should reach out to.

It's me. You should flick me a message so we can chat. Tell me your favourite things about having big tits, tell me what you enjoy about them, tell me what you'd want me to do to them if we were together.

Looking forward to hearing from you. If you do choose to message me, please include your favourite fruit so I know you read the whole prompt.