[F4GM] The Odyssey Done RIGHT (And Slutty!)

I won’t lie, as a Greek Mythology girlie I was SO excited to see Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey movie! He’s a genius, the story is SO good, it just seemed like a perfect combination! The only problem?

***HE BOTCHED THE WHOLE DAMN THING!***

Odysseus was more of an idiot than the genius he was supposed to be, the scene with the cyclops got butchered hard, the competition with the suitors was wrong, and there was so much of the story from Troy to Ithaca that could have been better!

*And THAT is the greatest Greek tragedy of all! Sorry Percy Jackson movies!*

Watching the movie I swear a porn parody could be better than this… so… why don’t we do that?

May I introduce the story of [Odysseia](https://i.postimg.cc/TYmYKdLf/IMG-2704.jpg), the greatest warrior to ever live! After her wits won her the battle of troy she lived the life of a hero… for what felt like only a day before her life turned to absolute shit. Pissing off the Greek Goddess Poseidon (yes I know he’s a dude in real mythology, but this is porn! Let me have this…), her and her crew find herself in a heap of trouble…

From the caves of the horny cyclops, looking for a new “feast” for not only her mouth but her monster cock as well.

To the floating islands of Aeolia, the wind Goddess, who they attempt to make a bargain with to help them go home, only to betray the trust of the Goddess by releasing the bag of winds.

Finding themselves washed ashore on the island of Laestrygonians, a group of cannibal amazonian giants who, much like the cyclops, are looking to feed a very certain kind of hunger~!

Before finding the island Aeaea, home of the witch Circe, who shows Odysseia and her crew their true selves, not by turning them into swine, but instead total gooner fuck-pigs until their captain can find a way to save them!

In fear of never seeing home Circe tells Odysseia and her crew to sale to the Underworld to find the prophet Tiresia, who only agrees to help Odysseia only if she agrees to satiate her own fallen soldiers that now roam the depths of Hades. She is warned that she will be the only one who returns as her crew will harm the Goddess Apollo’s cattle and bring the wrath of Zeus.

Leaving Hades, while seemingly easy, turns horrific whenever the crew must face the sirens where Odysseia, in curiosity, straps herself to the mass to listen to their song. Their song sends Odysseia into a lustful madness, hallucinating the greatest sex the woman has ever had and attempting to coax her off of the ship into the water, yet failing.

Scylla and Charybdis quickly lie ahead, and here Odysseia must make a choice. Go with Scylla, the whirlpool who will destroy their ship, or Charybdis, a 6-dicked monster who lives in the mountains, who will claim 6 of her crew members and leave the rest alone. Odysseia chooses Charybdis to save her fleet.

From there the winds trap the ship Thrinacia, where the Goddess Apollo’s cow-girls roam. The crew, horny as all hell, find themselves fucking the bovine-women, or getting fucked BY the bovine-women, angering the Gods and solidifying their fate. As soon as they get back onto their ship Zeus’s wrath is awoken, and everything goes black…

Odysseia awakes in the arms of Calypso, a horny nymph who has been left alone for centuries. She feeds Odysseia a lotus flower and, for 7 years, convinces the woman that not only does Odysseia live on the island as well, but she is actually Calypso’s free-use wife here to do all of her bidding. That is, until, Calypso actually falls in love and gives Odysseia back her memory, where she once again returns to the sea.

Leaving the island was no small task and she finds herself shipwrecked once again, only to be rescued by a crew of Phaeacians who agree to take her home, under the condition that she be the crews entertainment on the way there.

When returning to Ithaca Odysseia finds her wife testing the suitors skills, but not with a bow and axes, but instead with sex, lying with every single one of them in a long winded cucking session, knowing that only the true Queen of Ithaca could last with Penelope’s cock. Every suitor fails, except for Odysseia.

And that is our story! We can begin at the battle of Troy, inside the trojan horse, the beginning of the journey home, or anywhere else you would like! My goal for this is just to do justice to the greatest Greek tragedy of all time, to the lewdest Greek fuck-session of all time! But while most Greek plays are a total sausage fest, ours will be full of beautiful women and futanari to fill our appetite!

If any of you are interested in GMing this adventure with me I would be absolutely delighted! I’d love to talk this out with and do something totally fun~! Come with any questions, comments, or ideas you may have and we can have our fun~!

Hope to hear from ya soon, loves~!