Donated 13” long hair to Locks of Love expecting a “certificate of appreciation” to be sent.

That’s what they said on their website. They even asked if I wanted it delivered via snail mail or email.

It took me years to grow out my hair to donate it. I babied my hair. No heat styling. Conditioning treatments.

I thought it would be cool to have the “certificate of appreciation” hanging in my home office.

They sent me a postcard that says, “Legal Name went to great lengths to help a child.” in Comic Sans.

A fucking postcard. A mass produced postcard.