Can we please stop using the term “Rolex Journey”?

I don’t know if it can get more pretentious than that. It’s not a freaking journey. We wanted a watch, we eventually got the watch, either by luck, going grey, or by spending a bunch of money on stuff that we didn’t really want but felt we had to buy so we could say we got a Rolex at retail as the AD gods blessed us with being able to spend our money on a watch. Rant over.