Why are we pretending Doitche is cool instead of sad?

I’m sure I’ll get heavily attacked and down voted since he’s the flavour of the month but everyone from the Barstool content personnel to the fans seem to think Doitche is the coolest guy.

Don’t get me wrong, he seems like a good dude, soft spoken, chill, good hearted.

But objectively speaking, he’s a loser.

He’s 37 years old and has been living in his apartment for 4 months.

Today on the Yak they asked him what he had in his apartment. No couch, no table, no shelves, no coat hangers, no dish soap, no lamp, no tv, one single chair, eating off paper plates and has planet fitness mini towels as his tea towels.

37 years old 4 months living there. That’s not even funny at that point that’s actually pathetic. That’s something that if you’re a self respecting woman and you get brought home to that, you turn and walk out. He’s 37 living like an 18 year old frat boy but even frat boys will have a table and a tv on a milk crate.

Then there is his raging alcoholism masquerading as a party trick/content. I’ve watched him chug the yard stick on the Yak multiple times now. That’s 5 beers chugged in 25 seconds. The day they had the jello shot guy be drank probably 11 beers/drinks in 30 minutes. Imagine being 11 beers deep at 1:30 on a random Wednesday.

I’m surprised legal hasn’t already stepped in, Barstool is enabling an alcoholic for a laugh. The beer he drinks in the office on camera alone is enough to qualify for alcoholism and it sounds like he rips it up all weekend every weekend off camera.

If anyone cared about the guy they’d help him get his life together rather than ask him to chug 5 beers in 25 seconds on a Wednesday afternoon and then laugh about how he lives in an empty apartment eating off paper plates.