38M4F - looking for someone to catch me in the act

Bit of a specific ask, but it's my favorite thing and I figure someone out there is into it too.

We start off just chatting normally. Nothing sexual, just talking about whatever. At some point you notice my breathing's changed and figure out what I'm actually doing on my end. Then you get to give me as much shit for it as you want, teasing, calling me out, being scandalized, whatever's fun for you.

I'm vocal, which I'm told is a plus. Happy to return the favor if that's your thing, or happy to just be the one getting caught if you'd rather run it.

Only thing I'd ask is keep it fond rather than actually mean. Playful "you're the worst" energy, not genuine contempt.

Send me a message with your age if you want to chat!