Note: Just a heads up, it's a bit long.....>!the post I mean. !<

Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes then you need to let that MANGO. Now that I caught your attention with that pun and hopefully made you PAWS 🐾 for a second. I was wondering if there are any plus sized women on here that are feeling kinda horny or in the mood to touch themselves right now.

I absolutely adore curvy/chubby women. Your curves deserve to be appreciated and loved. I think a Fupa (Fat Upper Pussy) looks sexy as fuck. Just the mere sight of it makes me salivate and want to go down even more I have to say.

What you can expect

Well, the plan is rather simple, to help you get wet as fuck, have you edge, and eventually help you orgasm by describing how I'd touch and feel you up, absolutely devour that needy chubby ;pussy, use and fuck you (somewhat respectfully of course), how I would control and dominate you among various other things in great graphic detail.

As well as have a discussion about what kinks you're into etc.

The goal is here to make sure you have fun while also feeling safe, I'm someone that takes online privacy seriously.

Bonus points if

1. !You're needy as fuck and happen to have a Fupa.!<

2. !You love showing off (While pictures are appreciated, they aren't necessary).!<

3. !You keep it hairy down there.!<

About me

I'm a nerdy guy in my 30's, relatively skinny although describing myself as athletic would be a bit of a STRETCH.
I've got dark hair and eyes, as of late there's a bit of silver in there which I'm not too proud about if I'm honest (in my hair I mean, not silver in my eyes, that would be concerning).
I do wear round-ish glasses (not quite as spherical as the ones Harry Potter wears if that's what you're thinking).
Skin tone similar to a lighter shade of Nutella ( Disclaimer:I probably don't taste as yummy though).

Height:

6′10″ >!when I jump in the air.!<

!6′0″!< >!on my tippy-toes.!<

!Normally a 5′7″.!<

If you've managed to read this far, please include what your favourite brand of chocolate is (currently mine's Ferrero Rocher) in the opening message so I know you've read the post.

Ciao!