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I’m looking for fics where everyone assumes Pentious is a virgin because he’s awkward and socially isolated, only for him to reveal that he actually isn’t. Bonus points if everyone is completely shocked. Anyone know any fics like this? 👀

And yes I know he said he didn’t socialize but it is possible that he purchased a night with a prostitute whenever he could afford it. Like in The Serpent & The Spider by diaryofageekgirl he reveals this fact to Angel.

Sorry if this is oddly specific, but I keep seeing posts saying Sir Pentious was probably a virgin, both on Earth and in Hell, and I don’t really buy it. And I’m bored. He was a loner and a nerd, sure, but \\\*\\\*nerd/loner = virgin\\\*\\\* feels like such an overused stereotype. He was still a human with normal urges. He probably just didn’t participate as often as other people. Plus, Victorian London was apparently a lot more scandalous than the stereotypical image of the era suggests.