I'm Master ranked and tired

I have 525 hours on this piece of shit game and I am so fucking done. The randomest DI's in neutral I've ever seen that always manage to come out when I'm throwing a heavy normal that's not DI cancellable. Modern control brainlets that do nothing but sit and wait for you to walk forward at them or jump because anti-air is a 7-7-7 slot machine for them every single time. Throwloops with no reasonable tells or tactics to handle, and if you learn to consistently option select throw on light strings in case they decide to try and cut it short to fuck with you, you always get shimmied at that exact moment and get treated to the second coming of 1945. I hate that this game incentivizes acting like an ingrate, and attempting to play cleverly, or with any kind of intellect boils down to blocking 24/7 and perfectly guessing constant fuckass throws and shimmies. lame, boring, boilerplate fucking button masher with constant rewards for smegma breathed neanderthals.