THIS we'd love to see heading into the gubenetorial election!

Picture, if thou wilt, Mike "My Pillow" Lindell, licking his wounds of primary election defeat reinforced by absurd conspiracy prolefeed, launching a last-ditch write-in gubenetorial bid supported by half-hour infomercials in the stylee of Lyndon LaRouche's 1984 Presidential bid, run for the most part late nights and full of absurd and illogical conspiracies.

Made even better when, for some reason or another, at some strategic point when the conspiracy claims get too predictibly incredible--Meneer Lindell is cut off (preferably mid-sentence) and suddenly replaced by Monty Python's "Never Be Rude to An Arab", only to be replaced following the sudden explosion ending the skit with--well, I'll best leave the imagined rejoinder up to you. (Myself, I could just imagine a somewhat moody thunder-and-lightning video scored to "Purple Rain" by Prince, if only because--)