50[M4F] #NorCal #NorthState #California tattooed bearded man.

If you’re reading this we are probably looking for the same thing. So let’s see if we mesh.

What am I looking for? Someone who’s funny, sarcastic and a little cynical with a dark sense of humor, whom loves banter, also has a sharp wit! Ideally you’d be cute, sweet, sexy and sassy understanding and the ability to think out side the box. Logic over emotion and compartmentalization and communication are important.

Who am I? I’m a married hilarious, sarcastic smartass with a idgaf easy going attitude who is definitely not a people pleaser. I march to my own theme song in my head definitely main character energy and high energy. I love to laugh and make other around me laugh. People seem to feel calm and relaxed around me. I can be whom ever you need me to be for what ever circumstances that arrive. It’s funny people say “treat others as you want to be treated” not me that’s bad advice. I say people get the version of me they deserve. My personality is like a Swiss Army knife capable of many great things. Looks wise I’m about 5’10 in good shape well groomed beard blue eyes and plenty of tattoos, all well done no clip art BS. I’m energetic and rarely sit still. I’m capable of deep philosophical conversations as well as naughty ones. Whom is also emotionally intelligent. At the end of the day looking for a long term type AP.

If this sounds like something your into send some info about your self location basic description ect. Effort gets effort. I’m not desperate and neither should you be. I’m looking in the local area with in a few hrs of where I live. If you live outside the area I live you need to be able to meet half way. This is a 50/50 endeavor. I do not communicate via apps. I’m old school I will verify who you are so be prepared. After all this is a serious subject.

Oh drink some dang water it’s hot outside be safe!