I think I just dreamed the most bizarre dream of my life

I swear to the gods I am not karma farming, I genuinely dreamed this and needed to share it.

For quick context, I suffer from bruxism and I tend to have really bad toothache. You have to take into account that I am from Colombia. I lose teeth in my sleep often too, and I can feel the texture of chewing my own teeth. But that's beyond the point.

Joseph Stalin was a trans woman with outstanding drawing skills working as a dentist and hairdresser in Colombia, her true country.

You're probably the first person in your bloodline who has read that sentence, but I swear it's true. She didn't have a new name or I didn't know it, so I will be referring to (her? I Guess?) As Stalin.

I had a really bad toothache in my dream and I saw a certainly shady-looking dentist office when walking to my home. But I stopped and waited for a turn because the MAJOR of my city was there, waiting for his turn.

I knew this was Stalin's workplace, but I went anyways.

Even if it's not funny, no, she didn't look like the Stalin we know. She looked normal, if anything she was a little "masculine" but she was pretty. At least when she was a woman, because sometimes she (?) Looked like the average old man and suddenly she (he??) Was not a trans woman anymore. It is strange.

Welp, the thing is, while I waited, I started looking for translators online because I didn't know if she could speak Spanish and I knew she couldn't speak English. When I went in, however, I learned that she was actually Colombian all along, so I spoke Spanish with her.

She recommended me some candies and started drawing something in the paper with the recommendations, it was a bust of a semi-realistic girl with freckles crying. It was a beautiful drawing, I remember stepping in and help her do the background.

And that's all I remember. As I said, I'm not trying to karma farm, I just needed to share it somewhere and put it into words.