Ancientproof #41: Rhys Frake-Waterfield "Pinocchio: Unstrung" 2026
Start: 1/1/26 - Viewed: 8/5/26
Rate: 2/5 - Heart: Yes!
Watched @ Santa Cruz Cinema
IMBD: Pinocchio: Unstrung (2026)
"Because I don't have a penis?"
Comedy of the fucking YEAR! This is apart of that weird universe of beloved characters from childhood going to town and murdering people.
The best part of this movie is that no one really gave a shit, I didn't expect to laugh as hard as I was during this movie and I was not alone.
What was really fun is that the majority of the Pinocchio work is all practical! It was just a lil puppet fucking people up.
I'd watch it again, I'd also make my friends watch this. I'd also...just have this playing. It's dumb fun.
Posted Aug 19, 2026, 3:43 AM UTC