Allllright, folks, riddle me this:

I want to see who comes up with the best answers.

The question I genuinely want to ask everyone who does it:

Talking shit in all chat to someone you just killed because you think you're high and mighty in an unranked ARAM game is essentially the equivalent of a 45 year old man at a toddler's birthday party, bragging to everyone that he can ______?

Have at thee XD