Weird things you cant do in a 23 year old game

Put >1000 items in a container

Contract a ship with containers

Contract someone to FLY a ship (ie collect this ship / bring it to this station for me - they make you plastic wrap it & wraps cant go in SMA or be flown)

Safely share BPOs/formulas with corpies (or alliance mates AT ALL): yes I know I can put them in a corp hanger for directors/CEO to steal

Share hangers between alts (first requested before myspace launched!) without being your own corp

Auto filter out stupid/scam contracts (eg where "you pay" is >5x "you get")

Easily store/swap window layouts across toons (yes I know, write a bat file)

Reliably jump/dock when you press jump/dock

Import a 100 item skill queue on anything less than an overclocked i9 in under 3 minutes

Auth all your toons in one go: no its each account separately, even if they are all linked

I do like eve, but Im kinda irritated how scam happy and user hostile it still is. These are things youd expect to be sorted in the alpha phase of game development