Favorite Quote

This has probably been done already but I'm starting one already. Here are some of my favorites:

(In the episode where Lilith shows up at the studio and tells Frasier her husband left her for their contractor): "I finally get the closet of my dreams and my husband comes out of it."

(When Frasier and Niles are in the cancellation line for Tales of the Mariner, they're approached by Roz and her date, Niles' dentist Dr. Mandel):

Dr. Mandel: "Hang in there, guys. I wouldn't be surprised if you get lucky."

Niles: "I'd be stupefied if you didn't."

Roz takes the collectible book out of his hands and licks it.

(Frasier is trying to tell Niles that one of their favorite restaurants, Orsini's is closing)

Frasier: "Oh, Niles, guess which thriving Seattle nightspot is closing it's doors?"

Niles: "Roz, you're moving."

(Roz is trying to tell Niles the times when he insulted her.)

Roz: "Well, last week you told me my bedroom was easier to get into than a community college."

Niles: "I was hoping you'd name that one."

(Martin is eating Daphne's homemade muffins, acting like he likes them until she leaves the room)

Niles: "These look nice. What are they?"

Martin: "Door stops."

I leave some for everyone else.