I hate the act of taking a shit

It's messy, nasty, stinky and makes it 10 times worse when you have to shit in a public toilet, because then you have to put your ass on a seat where thousands of other people sat bare naked.

Don't get me wrong, shitting is very rewarding, and I like when my stomach empties it self after a long day of being full. I just hate the process of how we actually take out our shit.