37 [M4F] FWBs with an emphasis on the friends part

Rather serious about the emphasis being on the friends part as the benefits part is usually more fun when the friend part is solid. Obligatory not trying to change your situation nor am I looking for a way out in my marriage.

Handsome enough for ladies to overlook my personality flaws, charming and charismatic enough to make up for whatever it is I lack in looks. Exercise regularly and quite active but don’t expect Henry Cavill vibes pls — I really do quite have a normal/avg physique. I love punctuations so please don’t confuse my use of an em dash (—) for an AI script. Adjunct professor once a week so I absolutely hate AI with my entire being. Not white. *notabot. Feel comfortable in a dive bar or a black tie event. Obsessed with perfectly pulled espresso. Spend most my disposable income on records, cuisine, and travel. Currently lamenting the global trend towards authoritarianism. Strong ADHD energy and often quite unhinged, which makes for hilarity being ensued.

You are 30+, funny, not shy to trade photos early, kind, intelligent, and a sweetheart who can check a mffer if they’re out of line. Bonus points if you’re also an unhinged ND human.