Rockstar Finally Caught the GTA VI Leaker! Here’s How It Happened

After more than two days of absolute chaos and terror for Rockstar Games, they have finally managed to capture the person behind the massive GTA VI leaks that have surfaced over the past few days.

Just a few hours ago, Rockstar’s highly classified special operations division reportedly managed to pinpoint both the leaker’s exact location and true identity, the mysterious individual who has kept the mighty Take-Two Interactive in panic mode throughout the last few days.

But that wasn’t even the craziest part.

Rockstar’s highly skilled master developers apparently created a dimensional portal connecting the 3D and HD GTA universes to our own reality. As a result, they successfully brought CJ, Niko Bellic, Franklin, Michael, Trevor, Jason, and Lucia into the real world.

Following this miraculous event, the legendary GTA characters were fully armed and loaded into several ultra-high-performance fighter jets before heading straight toward the leaker’s identified location.

The entire capture operation reportedly took less than five minutes.

The leaker is now being held at one of Take-Two’s undisclosed secret facilities, where an absolutely furious Strauss Zelnick is personally interrogating him.

Meanwhile, another Rockstar team has allegedly remained at the leaker’s location to wipe every single piece of leaked data, file, hard drive, backup, and suspicious USB stick they can find.