Bade bhai pe line maarne wali ladki mujhse darr gayi

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So, my cousin’s SIM card is in my phone, and he has gone back to his home. He’s quite good-looking and a chill person, so girls like him, and one of those girls is calling his number right now. I had to pick up the call, but the moment she heard my voice, she got scared.

She thinks I’m my cousin’s older brother, when I’m actually his younger brother. And she keeps calling again and again, saying, “Please don’t scold him, I’m not his girlfriend.”

She’s so dumb that she doesn’t even listen to what I’m saying—she just keeps calling,