🚨 HIRING 🚨

🚨 HIRING: INTERNET BEST FRIENDS 🚨

I am looking for someone to text every single day because apparently having a functioning social life is too much to ask.

Job responsibilities include:
- Sending each other stupid reels
- Reporting completely irrelevant events from our day
- Random 2am yapping
-Oversharing information that could’ve stayed private
- Developing increasingly concerning inside jokes
Saying “HELP” with zero context
- Disappearing for 6 hours and returning with “GUESS WHAT”
Requirements: funny, chronically online, emotionally available enough to reply, and willing to become mildly obsessed with each other’s lore.

Compensation: my undivided attention and approximately 700 messages per week.

Please apply below.
HR is desperate for a bestie. (girls preferred bc im a girl myself)