26 F4M make the chat properly filthy

Looking for a guy who knows how to talk dirty without sounding rehearsed. I want it specific, a bit rough, and still feel like a real exchange instead of a performance. Humor mixed in keeps it from getting stale. Don’t start with “hey” or one-word replies. If you can keep the filth interesting and actually listen to how I respond, hit me up and show me what you’ve got.