I am not being hyperbolic, at all, when I say I might know the luckiest person alive

So, I'm a straight guy, and I'm part of a longstanding friend group of nerdy guys and girls. We've been friends since early high school, and all in our late 20s now. We were the academically successful group in school, never popular, so always stuck together.

There are four girls in the group: S, A, C, and L. And a number of guys.

One of the guys in our group, Ben, has an incredibly shy, nerdy younger brother called Ryan. Basically all the stereotypes you can imagine. No friends. Has always been bullied a lot.

Despite that, he's always known us, practically his whole life, and knows us all very well.

So what happened? Well, I'm not supposed to know about this, but the other day, Ryan got a surprise gift that I can barely fucking believe.

He got his dick sucked by S, A, C & L, all four of them at the SAME TIME.

Holy fuck I'm SO FUCKING JEALOUS. Losing my damned mind. They are quite seriously the LAST girls on earth you'd ever expect. Not at all the stereotypes you might be imagining. The opposite of the type. It's like the Matrix has glitched or something. It's that surreal.

I know absolutely everything about it, so if you'd like to reach out, I'd be happy to share privately.