Who will build a snoo logo (customized reddit alien) for Roaddit? As a libertarian, I assure you that it will not be me.

We all agree that we LOLibertarians desire nothing more than to be taken seriously by normal people. Customizing our own snoo for Roaddit is our chance to fit in with the real subreddits.

This will be a difficult public project, considering that we cherish selfishness above all else, but the invisible hand shall guide us.

I have a few ideas on how to depict libertarians perfectly...

• Libertarians love Somalia. We could just design a libertarian Somalian warlord and call it a day, but that might be confusing because almost all libertarians are white neckbeards and not African-Somalians. Therefore

Our snoo should remain white

• Somalia, which has no government, is a libertarian utopia. Therefore

Our snoo should carry the national flag of the Federal Republic of Somalia

• Libertarians want everyone, including crazy and dangerous people, to be heavily armed. Therefore

Our snoo should carry an RPG or assault rifle in his other hand

• Libertarians are teabaggers. Therefore

Our snoo must wear a tri-corner hat

• Libertarians are whackjobs and many believe in conspiracy theories. Therefore

Our reddit alien should remain an alien

• Libertarians are racist neoConfederates. Therefore

Our snoo should wear a Dixie flag t-shirt