Toxic dekh ke laga “Aura” ke chakkar mein movie hi bhool gaye

Bhai honestly, Toxic dekhne ke baad samajh hi nahi aaya ki main movie dekh ke utha hoon ya Yash boss ka 3 ghante ka Instagram reel compilation. 😭

Promotion mein Yash boss bol rahe the, “This movie is for grown-ups, not for kids.” Ghanta! Asliyat ye hai ki ye movie un kids ke liye hai jo khud ko grown-up samajhte hain. 😂

Story se pehle Hindi dubbing ne hi dimaag ka dahi kar diya. Dialogues itne toote-phoote ki kaano se khoon nikal aaye. Puri film ek 3-hour trailer lagti hai — har 15 second mein random cut, har 10 minute mein slow-mo Yash entry + BGM, aur story beech mein kahin mar gayi.

Har scene mein bas ek hi cheez prove karni hai: Yash ka Aura.
Bhai samajh gaye. Aura hai. Ab plot bhi dikha do. 😭

Violence ka toh alag hi level hai. Baat karni hai? Haath kaat do. Deal karni hai? Zinda jala do. Movie mature banna chahti hai, lekin violence mostly edgy dikhne ke liye edgy lagti hai.

Female characters ka bhi bura haal hai. Nayanthara, Kiara, Huma aur Tara Sutaria — itne talented actors, lekin characters ko mostly trauma, disrespect aur forced romance tak hi rakha gaya. Itna potential waste kaise kar diya?

VFX kuch scenes mein genuinely MS Paint cinematic universe lagte hain. 😂

Aur climax mein toh bhai logic ne officially resignation de diya.

Ticket character hero ka hallucination hai, lekin barfili aandhi mein wahi “non-existent” banda real commandos ko Jujitsu se pel raha hai.

Hallucination tha ya RAW agent? Mujhe bhi bata do. 😭

Sabse disappointing cheez Geetu Mohandas ka vision laga. Unka apna flavour almost gayab hai. Puri film mein baar-baar wahi KGF-type mass formula — slow-mo, BGM, violence, entry, repeat.

Yash ki screen presence strong hai, no doubt. Lekin 3 ghante tak sirf Aura se movie nahi chalti.

End mein bas ek hi thought tha:

“Mature movie banana tha bhai, sirf dark lighting nahi.” 😭

Tum logon ko Toxic mein actually kya accha laga — Yash, action, visuals ya story?