Bhatchag! You've Been Selected For A Random Linguistic Search!

Welcome to the r/conlangs Official Checkpoint. You have been selected for a random check of your language. Please translate one or more of the following phrases and sentences:

"Oh no! I've been bed-rotting all day and now I have friends coming over!"

"I'm just a 23 year old teenage girl, how am I supposed to parent myself?"

"When everything feels urgent I get paralysed from feeling worthless!"

"Oh wait! When I clean my space everything feels brighter again!"

"Now everything is clean and smells like my favourite season, Fall!"

"I thought candles were the only way to be warm and cozy."

"Stop!"

If you have any ideas for interesting phrases or sentences for the next checkpoint, let me know in a DM! This activity will be posted on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The highest upvoted "Stop!" will be included in the next checkpoint's title!

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