Bones

I have recently been on a class trip. Me and some guys decided to have lunch at Burger King. I ordered chicken wings, wrapped the bones in paper and put them in my bag. Once back at the hotel, I went straight to the bathroom and cleaned off the access meat and spice for over half an hour.
I‘m not sure what I was gonna do with the bones, but I ended up throwing them away after one of the boys found out and called me weird.
"This is the kinda shit they show as 'early signs' in documentaries about serial killers."
My hands smelled like chicken for the next two days.